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Born Winner – Your First W Was in the Womb!
“Outran millions before even having legs. What’s your excuse now?”
Before you even knew what stress, bills, and bad WiFi were, you had already won the most competitive race of your life—the great sperm marathon! This T-shirt hilariously captures that legendary victory, featuring a cartoonish sperm race, where one determined little champion breaks the ribbon while millions of others get left in the dust (or, well… you know where).
Life’s tough, but you were literally born to win. So whenever things get rough, just remember: You didn’t come this far just to come this far.
Crafted from 100% bio-washed cotton with 180 GSM fabric, this tee is soft, breathable, and built for champions—because winners deserve comfort too.
Print Size: 11x12 inches
Bullet Points:
• 100% bio-washed cotton—soft, durable, and comfy for everyday wear.
• 180 GSM fabric—premium quality in both oversized & regular fits.
• Hilarious & motivational design—because scientifically, you started life as a GOAT.
• Ultimate icebreaker tee—perfect for parties, gym sessions, or casual flexing.
• Wear your W with pride—the only race you won without trying (but let’s not make that a habit).
• Designed by The Witty Wolf—where wit meets wardrobe.
“Born a winner, so act like it!”
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